Monday, January 10, 2011

Hebrew School

A bit of levity on a Monday morning, enjoy.

The Hebrew School class had just finished and the rabbi asked if the children had any questions. Little David quickly raised his hand. “Yes, David? What question would you like to ask me?”

“I have four questions to ask you, Rabbi. Is it true that after the children of Israel crossed the Reed Sea, they received the Ten Commandments?”

“Yes, David.”

“And the children of Israel also defeated the Philistines?”

“Yes, David, that’s also true.”

“And the children of Israel also built the Temple?”

“Again you are correct, David.”

“So my last question, Rabbi, is: What were the grown-ups doing all this time?”

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