A moment of Zen

From a great website I just discovered Not always right:

Clerk: “Can I help you find anything, ma’am?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’m looking for Christian passover cards.”

Clerk: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we don’t carry any Christian Passover cards. Were you maybe looking for the Easter cards?”

Customer: “No, I need Passover cards for a Christian.”

Clerk: “I’m sorry, but Passover is a Jewish holiday. We don’t carry Christian Passover cards because Christians don’t celebrate it.”

Customer: “Jesus did!”